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}0a000 ~iff.girl }0gfff1gfee2gfdd3gfcc4gfbb5gfaa6gf997gf88 {2{f THE CAMILLA TAPES {1{d }0gf771gf662gf553gf444gf335gf226gf117gf00 {e By 8.BalL/Eclipse(Uk) With all the recent controversy surrounding Charly and that old tart Camilla, I thought for the benefit and interest of Satanic Rites' readership, that I would put the conversation onto disk so that Charles & Cammy escape nobody's scrutiny. Here we are then, the OFFICIAL telephone conversation, oh, by the way, unless you have quite a bit of time, don't bother, because it's quite lengthy. (It took me hours to type it, so for fuck sake be grateful!!) Also, whilst I'm here, I just thought I'd plug the title of a bloody good single which I have just bought for all you ravers, it's on 'Boogie Beat Records, and it's the 'IMMORTAL E.P'. Check it out, especially the track `Hold Me'. }0m8eb0nfcb Back to business, here's the {lCam:{a Mmm, you're awfully good at transcript:- {a feeling your way along. {lCh:{a Oh, stop! I want to feel my way Transcript :- (Date:18th December along you, all over you and up and 1992) down you, and in and out... {m ----------{a {lCam:{a Oh! Charles: ...he was a bit anxious actually. {lCh:{a Particularly in and out.. Camilla: Was he? {lCam:{a Oh, that's just what I need at the moment. {lCh:{a He thought he might have gone a bit far. {lCh:{a Is it? (At this point the voice of the scanner speaks over the conv. {lCam:{a Ah well. to record the date, Dec.18) {lCh:{a Anyway you know, that's the sortt {lCam:{a I know it would revive me. I of thing one has to beware of, and can't bear a Sunday night without you. sort of feel one's way along with, if you know what I mean. {lCh:{a Oh God. {lCam:{a It's like that program Start The {lCam:{a (Laughing) What are you going to Week. I can't start the week without turn into - A pair of knickers? you. (Laughter from them both) Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of {lCh:{a I fill up your tank. knickers. {lCam:{a Yes, you do! {lCh:{a Or, God forbid, a Tampax, just my luck. (laughter) {lCh:{a Then you can cope. {lCam:{a You are a complete idiot! (She {lCam:{a Then I'm all right. laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea. {lCh:{a What about me? The trouble is I {lCh:{a My luck to be chucked down the need you several times a week. lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going {lCam:{a Mmmm. So do I. I need you all down! the week. All the time. {lCam:{a (laughs) Oh, darling. {lCh:{a Oh God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would {lCh:{a Until the next one comes through. be much easier. {lCam:{a Or, perhaps you could just come back as a box. {lCh:{a Did you? {lCh:{a What sort of box? {lCam:{a Simply mean we couldn't be there together. {lCam:{a A box of Tampax so you could just keep going. {lCh:{a Desperate. If you could be here. I long to ask Nancy sometimes. {lCh:{a That's true. {lCam:{a Why don't you? {lCam:{a Repeating yourself. (laughs) Oh, darling, Oh, I just want you now. {lCh:{a I daren't. {lCh:{a Do you? {lCam:{a Because I think she is so in love with you. {lCam:{a Mmmm. {lCh:{a Mmmm. {lCh:{a So do I. {lCam:{a She'd do anything you asked. {lCam:{a Desperately, desperately, desperately. Oh, I thought of you so {lCh:{a She'd tell all sorts of people. much at Yaraby. {lCam:{a No she wouldn't, because she'd be too frightened of what you might {lCam:{a No, the little green eyed say to her. I think you've got, I'm monster might be lurking inside her. afraid it's a terrible thing to say, No, but I mean, the thing is you're so but I think you know, those sort of good when people are so flattered to people do feel very strongly about be taken into you're confidence. But you, you've got such a great hold over I don't know they'd betray you. You her. know, real friends. {lCh:{a Really {lCh:{a Really? {lCam:{a And you're...I think as usual {lCam:{a I don't (Pause) Gone to sleep? you're underestimating yourself. {lCh:{a No, I'm here. {lCh:{a But she might be terribly jealous or something. {lCam:{a Darling, listen. I talked to David tonight again. It might not be {lCam:{a Oh! (laughs) Now that is the any good. point! I wonder, she might be, I suppose. {lCh:{a Oh no! {lCh:{a You never know, do you? {lCam:{a I'll tell you why. He's got these children of one of those Crawley girls and their nanny staying. He's takes me three. going, I'm going to ring him again tommorow. He's going to try and put {lCh:{a What, to go to, um, Bowood? them off till Friday. But I thought as an alternative perhaps I might ring {lCam:{a Northmore. up Charlie. {lCh:{a To go to Bowood? {lCh:{a Yes. {lCam:{a To go to Bowood would be the {lCam:{a And see if we could do it there. same as me really, wouldn't it? I know he's back on Thursday. {lCh:{a I mean to say, you would suggest {lCh:{a It's quite a lot further away. going to Bowood, eh? {lCam:{a Oh is it? {lCam:{a No, not at all. {lCh:{a Well, I'm just trying to think. {lCh:{a Which Charlie, then? Coming from Newmarket. {lCam:{a What Charlie do you think I'm {lCam:{a Coming from Newmarket to me at talking about? that time of night, you could probably do it in two and three quarters. It {lCh:{a I didn't know because I thought you meant... {lCam:{a I've got lots... {lCh:{a Somebody else? {lCam:{a I've got lots of friends called Charlie. {lCh:{a The other one, Patty's. {lCam:{a Oh! Oh there! Oh, that is further away. They're not... {lCh:{a They've gone. }0k8de {j[Very risque, I think. If anyone else wishes to bug the Royal Family and send SR the transcript, feel free. -Ed]